#witty

"....Charles laughingly observed,'Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It's just a question of whether you're talkin' about a woman or God."

"My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony."

"A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it."

"Using my thumb and middle finger, I tend to make snap decisions. Right away I know whether I like a song or not."

"I dance so fluid you’d think I’m a fish. I don’t need to drink to be able to dance—I am the drink. Have a sip and find out for yourself."

"If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them."

"Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear."

"I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy."

"Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other."

"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"

"Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia."

"I’ll give you 50% off for half a year, or 100% off for a whole year. At these bargain discount prices, my love won’t last forever."

"There was a time when skepticism was an act of rebellion. Since to a degree I both believe in evolution and have faith, I can only conclude that, as prophesied, to have faith will someday be an act of rebellion."

"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."

"If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for."

"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs."

"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."

"I’d heard you were dead.”"I heard you wear a red lace corset,” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about."

"Your friends can be double-edged knife thy can either nurture you or destroy you. Choose them Wisely......"

"I've come to the point where I never feel the need to stop and evaluate whether or not I am happy. I'm just 'being', and without question, by default, it works."