humor

"Life is like a box of chocolates."

"While it is true that Frank had a great sense of humor, he was also very serious about composing music. In reality there are only a handful of skilled players who can play his most complex pieces. It takes a lot of patience to learn and requires a fantastic memory."

"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."

"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."

"You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other."

"The more excited I get, the more I vibrate.""Now there's a thought,"Lor says."If you mean what I think you mean, you want to shut the fuck up and never think it again,"Ryodan says."

"Bravo,"said Grimalkin, peering down from Cold Tom's chest. "The Winter prince and Oberon's jester agreeing on something. The world must be ending."

"There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better."

"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."

"As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story."

"We're actors — we're the opposite of people!"

"I have nothing to declare except my genius."

"Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who spends his time sharpening knives."

"My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here."

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."

"The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)"

"'The Sundial' is written with the kind of humor that would make a guillotine laugh."

"I don't like it when I outweigh my men."

"The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't have that wouldn't be palatable."

"Being a waiter is a waste of time, because think of all that waiting. But it’s better than loving someone who doesn’t love you back, because if you’re going to wait around, you might as well get paid for it."