humor

"I’d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me. I’d have been a lot more appreciative if he hadn’t pushed me first."~Cassandra Palmer"

"I think in my case, I had no choice but to have a good sense of humor. I grew up with my dad, Danny Thomas, and George Burns and Bob Hope and Milton Berle and Sid Caesar and all those guys were at our house all the time and telling jokes and making each other laugh."

"Exactly!"said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means."

"The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun."

"We do not take humor seriously enough."

"Using no control and using humor will build a relationship and make a dent to where the client puts the counselor in their quality world and then begins to relate and seek out the counselor. Effective therapy begins with the acceptance of the therapist into the client's quality world."

"Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends."

"Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful."

"Certainly, anyone whom I've witnessed, who has gone through something horrible and life-changing, has a sense of ironic humor, or an ability to look at the peculiarities of the world and find humor in it."

"If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it."

"Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences."

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."

"Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better."

"Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God."

"Right,"Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death."

"I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts."

"Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God."

"As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is."

"I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people."