#humor

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Great idea."

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."

"We have to be back in three hours,"Ronan said. "I just fed Chainsaw but she'll need it again.""This,"Gansey replied "is precisely why I didn't want to have a baby with you."

"Poison!"Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or...""Or we'll die?"I guessed."Well...after you shrivel slowly to dust, yes.""Let's avoid the swords,"I decided."

"The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir."

"In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke."

"The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement."

"Cause I'm Irish, and everyone remembers me."

"I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."

"This is me.’"He handed her the precious scrap of paper. ‘Call me or I’ll call you, but one of us will call, yes? What I mean is it’s not a competition. You don’t lose if you phone first"

"I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"My teacher asked my favorite color. ... I said ‘Rainbow’.... and I was punished to stand out of my class."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"What do you think they're going to do to us when they find us guilty?"she says after a few minutes of silence have passed."Honestly?""Does now seem like the time for honesty?"I look at her from the corner of my eye. "I think they're going to force us to eat lots of cake and then take an unreasonably long nap."