#Sex

"Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay."

"Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless."

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

"My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism."

"My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for."

"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."

"And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you."

"You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex."

"libidinous, adj.I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don't realize you're on the floor."

"All day and all night my desire for you unwinds like a poisonous snake."

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."

"Calling sex by its name thereafter [the 17th c.] became more difficult and more costly. As if in order to gain mastery of it in reality, it had first been necessary to subjugate it at the level of language, control its free circulation in speech, expunge it from the things that were said, and extinguish the words that rendered it too visibly present."

"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."

"We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no fire in the romance, why not act like a couple of sleeping snakes?"

"People instantly assume you can't have a platonic friendship with someone of the opposite sex. I think this may be specific to L.A. - or America."

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquantaince, next a mistress, and only then a friend."

"When I did 'Sex and the City,' it was like, 'Let's do a comedy where the humor is not coming from innuendo but from the a truthful place. This is a show where we're going to be able to say and do what we want.'"

"I would argue that unless the two people are in love, all sex is bad sex, because why eat cotton candy when you can have edible clouds? Sure, it seems sweet at the time, but that’s just a carnival and carnal rush and wears off quickly. But love adds an extra dimension that takes an earthy thing like sex and makes it absolutely heavenly."

"Oh, you know. Jace reminds me of an old boyfriend. Some guys look at you like they want sex. Jace looks at you like you've already had sex, it was great, and now you're just friends--even though you want more. Drives girls crazy. You know what I mean?"Yes, Clary thought. "No,"she said.pg. 280"