Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."

"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."

"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."

"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."