Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."

"Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as much as you can. If you really want me to grow as a person, you will water me with betrayal, abuse, neglect, derision, thievery, and possibly even torture."

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."