Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."

"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."

"I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."

"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."

"You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car."

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."

"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."