Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."

"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."

"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."

"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."

"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."