Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."

"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."

"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"

"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."

"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."

"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."

"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."

"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."

"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."