humor

"I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues."

"I love Guns N’ Roses. Reminds me of the last time I tried to pick flowers from my neighbor’s garden."

"If you're playing a good guy, you show some darkness. If you're playing a dark guy, you show something different, like humor, that will mix it up and hopefully surpass the audience's expectations. What I'm battling all the time is complacency in the audience. I try to bring a little mystery to what might happen because that engages people more."

"An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do."

"To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up."

"I was a product of a divorced family and I used humor as a weapon to combat sadness. I used comedy to make my mother laugh in light of the darkness that she faced, and to me it became a very powerful tool at a very young age, at six. I saw how therapeutic it could be."

"I guess by now I should know enough about loss to realize that you never really stop missing someone-you just learn to live around the huge gaping hole of their absence."

"Beer has that Olympic medal color,” Rot replied, “but does it have a winning taste? I’d hardly call silver a champion flavor. No, I’ll stick to my red wine."

"There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them."

"Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship."

"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."

"I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality."

"I certainly didn't say while writing 'Gossip Girl,' 'Oh this is going to be big!' It was really like, 'Oh god, everyone's gong to hate these people! They're so bratty!' But I actually think what is so appealing about them is the humor in them."

"I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation. I see myself as a performer and that applies to a Greek drama or a modern comedy."

"There's plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it's a serious business."

"A goal without a plan is just a wish."

"I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!"

"Comedy is so hard to do, so it was very cool to do dead pan humor."

"Humor's an excellent way to make a point more palatable and/or relatable."

"My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not."