"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
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"Let’s be romantic and dance in the rain. I’ll prove my feelings for you by bringing an umbrella, because I’m drowning in my love for you."
"I think it's part of the responsibility of an artist to shock, to upset, to make people think differently, and to surprise people. And that's where the good humor is, if there's a surprise and there's something unexpected. Something that's not normal, not in the realm of general living expectations."
"Alas! Earwax!"
"You've got to get obsessed and stay obsessed."
"With Portlandia, I don't think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously. We're okay with making somebody feel uncomfortable or uneasy."
"To love is easy, to be in a relationship is extremely difficult."
"Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying."
"Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that."
"Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."
"Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it's made up of people, every faith also has its assholes."
"If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,You have to go places quite out of the way,You have to go places no others can get to.You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too."
"I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make love, and that is why I am the Director of Redundancy."
"Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep."
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent."
"I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself."
"Intelligent men are dangerous."