"If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?"
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"Networking is more quality, and less quantity. It’s better to form a solid connection with one new person, than a liquid connection with ten. You don’t want people to think you drink too much."
"I reread Mesrine's book every year because the way the story is told is fascinating. Today, we don't have gangsters like Mesrine - he had humor."
"You haven't got a letter on yours,"George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge."
"Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys."
"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet."
"This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought."
"Great earrings would be little speakers, so she can hear better. Or maybe she just wasn’t listening all those times I told her I loved her."
"I always listen to you. Except when I don't."
"Gags die, humor doesn't."
"Dead. Never been that before. Not even once."
"I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor."
"I love the idea of things being strict and things being uniform. That's the reason why I surround each collection with humor or irony. I want to make sure that it's not too serious and that there is some element that throws it off because otherwise that would make it really boring. There's always a story that's somewhat fantastical."
"Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?"
"It was a cold night, so I got a fire going. I lit a scented candle."
"I'm a grenade and at some point I'm going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay?"
"So many books, so little time."
"Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time."
"You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed."
"There are two MFA programs here at the University of Texas, and I read on the jury of both of them. And it's amazing to me how many really talented young writers seem to fear humor."