humor

"I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin the story."

"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere."

"In everything I write, I'm always striving to hit the right mix of light and darkness, humor and pain, fun and seriousness."

"Haven't you ever heard of the saying, "If you want to shoot the general, first shoot the horse!"?' --LinIf you wanna shoot the general, then you should just SHOOT THE GENERAL!' --Ed"

"Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt."

"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."

"I find any sort of acting that doesn't have any humor in it is mind-numbingly boring."

"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."

"Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are gay. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon.""You noticed,"said Simon. "I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual,"added Magnus. "Please never say those words in front of my parents,"said Alec."

"A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky."

"Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them."

"An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said.'I could have tripped.'She stared at him. A moment dragged by.'I'm joking,' he said at last.She relaxed. 'Really?''Absolutely. I would never have tripped. I'm far too graceful."

"Claire was struggling through last summer’s diary volume when Myrnin popped in through the portal, wearing a big floppy black hat and a kind of crazy/stylish pimp coat that covered him from neck to ankles, black leather gloves, and a black and silver walking stick with a dragon’s head on it. And, on his lapel was a button that said, If you can read this, thank a teacher."

"I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation."

"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."

"The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)"

"Do you want some fresh tomato soup to go? I’ll put it in a mesh strainer. Oh, if only love were as easy to contain as soup in a strainer."

"I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seeing."

"Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log."

"I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on."