humor

"I'm as pure as the driven slush."

"We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!"

"Instead of sidewalks, why not sideruns? After all, the pace of life is faster than it has ever been, so I think our infrastructure’s nomenclature should reflect that."

"If someone is genuine, compassionate and kind, that is a turn-on. A sense of humor is a huge turn on, and that goes hand in hand with intelligence."

"Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as close as I possibly can."

"What's great about the geek spirit is that life never seems to stop us, and they never seem to kill our enthusiasm, our optimism and our hunger to experience the world. We keep our sense of humor, we protect our dignity, we talk to our friends about the experience and then we start again fresh the very next day."

"I realized women and humor were linked very closely."

"I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host."

"I can chase you, and I can catch you,but there is nothing I can do to make you mine."

"Humor and laughter - not necessarily derogatory derision - are my pet tools. This may come from my general philosophy of never taking the world too seriously - for fear of dying of boredom."

"I wholesale wholesome, and sometimes I even halfsale it. But even when I halfsale, I still charge 100%. That’s the Zeno Discount."

"It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech."

"If you have a broken heart, I’d like to fix it. Repairs start at just $69. Special delivery charges may apply."

"It'd Be a Lot Cooler If You Did."

"Oh, of course,"said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library."

"How could I be sleeping with this particular man.... Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste."

"It was impossible to get the Dimitri and Tasha thing out of my head, but at least packing and getting ready made sure I didn't devote 100 percent of my brain power to him. More like 95 percent."

"Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping."

"Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations."

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."