humor

"Humor comes from the surprise release of some buried tension."

"Well, that's an evil smile..."

"I think a sense of humor will help get a girl out of a dark place."

"And you're blind?"Uh-huh,"Iggy said, trying to sound bored.Were you born that way?"No."How did you become blind, uh, Jeff, is it?"Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened."

"If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor."

"If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you."

"You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you."

"You're getting into some kind of shape, cop."Aw, come on, now."Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head."Rhage fired a towel at the male. "Just pointing out your beer gut's gone."It was a Scotch pot. And I don't miss it."

"We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has."

"I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a sense of humor."

"Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates."

"I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it."

"Finding a way to find humor in things that are hardcore is definitely something that, I think, the sitcom does best."

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."

"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."

"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."

"The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse"

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check if I'm happy..."

"I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down."

"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."