humor

"I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy."

"Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe."

"Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow, eh?"

"I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor."

"Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money."

"We lay there and looked up at the night sky and she told me about stars called blue squares and red swirls and I told her I'd never heard of them. Of course not, she said, the really important stuff they never tell you. You have to imagine it on your own."

"I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality."

"In the long run, even a marathon looks like a sprint. This is how I can love with such Roger Bannisteresque intensity."

"I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card."

"I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train."

"Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it."

"No adolescent ever wants to be understood, which is why they complain about being misunderstood all the time."

"I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor."

"I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned."

"I know she is going on vacation, so I knitted her a sweater. It matches the bathing suit I knitted her, and it’s as revealing as my feelings for her."

"When you’re embarrassed, you turn red. When I blush, I turn plaid. I network at kilt conventions, so even if I say something awkward I still look cool."

"I’m addicted to warm Thanksgiving bird meat, but I should just quit cold turkey. To me, the beginning of December is like leftover November."

"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life."

"I think the thrust of any child is to try to fit in and be part of it. And I can't tell you how many times my humor, you know, what I thought was humor ended up making me the outsider. Like I'd be, I go, 'It's a joke.' And they'd go, 'Well, what was funny?' And they just thought I was insane."

"Sense of humor is important in life, not just in clothing. How boring to live a life in beige."