humor

"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"

"We spend money that we do not have, on things we do not need, to impress people who do not care."

"Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them."

"At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic."

"If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance."

"Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity."

"He studied my appearance carefully. “You cut your hair.” “Yes. Do you like it?” “That depends. How long is it?” I pulled a curl down and showed him it ended just past my shoulder. He grunted, “That’s still long enough, so I like it.” “Long enough for what?” “Long enough for a man to run his hands through."

"Molly: So how do you think of Bryce Hamilton crowd so far? Boys hot enough for you?Bethany: I wouldn't say hot. Most of them seem to have a normal body temperature."

"You forget, darling.I am the local psychopath."

"I learned early in my career to not let myself get in the way of humor but, instead, find what is great in a talented person."

"When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone."

"Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages."

"You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget."

"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."

"'The Sundial' is written with the kind of humor that would make a guillotine laugh."

"Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)"

"I often have said that to be a college president, you need a thick skin, a good sense of humor, and nerves like sewer pipes."

"People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a sport? If you’re doing it right, and you have a deadline, you should be sweating."

"I chose to stylize 'Among Friends' and add a dark comedic element because I didn't want to get pigeonholed as a genre director. I have a pretty dark sense of humor and knew that in order to get distribution, I had to do something in the genre for my first time out."

"I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too."