humor

"In everything I write, I'm always striving to hit the right mix of light and darkness, humor and pain, fun and seriousness."

"There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor."

"have i gone mad?im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are."

"You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working."Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab."Don't use the same beaker you used for poisons!"Claire yelled after him. He waved a pale hand. "I mean it!"

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."

"Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that."

"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."

"My two big date deal breakers are someone with no sense of humor and someone who chews badly. I will never be with someone who never laughs or someone who chews disgustingly, so if either of those things are detected on a date - it's a total deal breaker."

"Oh Tigger, where are your manners?""I don’t know, but I bet they’re having more fun than I am."

"I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight."

"Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope."

"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."

"I asked if she wanted kids. She said her clock is ticking. I said, That’s because I set it five minutes ahead when you weren’t looking."

"If you didn't grow up like I did then you don't know, and if you don't know it's probably better you don't judge."

"She'd met Colin on a Monday.She'd kissed him on a Friday.Twelve years later.She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic."

"He who laughs last laughs the laughiest."

"Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic / And everywhere Mary went, the lights became erratic."

"My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it'll mention three other books I feel I have to read. It's like a particularly relentless series of pop-up ads."

"Electricity is really just organized lightning"