humor

"I am often the brunt of my own humor."

"I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic, they survive by developing a pretty off-kilter sense of humor."

"Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?"

"We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!"

"He said he wanted to trade lives with me, saying he wanted what I have. He must want for nothing, because that’s exactly what I have."

"It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom."

"Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too."

"I think it's because it's so different and it takes risks. Plus, it's really smart humor. It gives the audience credit in terms of not needing to tell them when to laugh. I love that about the show. There's no laugh track."

"In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!"

"Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake."

"Any film which views the darker side of life, which is death with a sense of humor, is very much to my taste."

"Why hasn't anyone killed him yet?”“Dumb luck,” Wit said. “In that I’m lucky you’re all so dumb."

"A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally."

"In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming."

"I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts."

"Peanut butter and jelly is like the older, more serious brother to egg salad sandwich. I’m an only child, so I eat both with incredible sadness."

"But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something."

"A tornado is the ultimate coffee grinder. Just add water, and you’ll wake the whole trailer park."

"This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here."

"I don’t want to develop—I want to evelop, because it’s more positive. Similarly, would you rather your love evolve or devolve? That’s why if you need me, I’ll be on the sofa trying to evelop myself as a person."