humor

"The whole ability to look at the complexity of race and any sort of associated -ism and still find humor, that's a very interesting space."

"Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards."

"Could we wear spandex and blow things up?"

"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food"

"Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"

"Everything I’ve learned about handshakes is from hands-on experience. Due to hygiene, I only network with rubber glove manufacturers."

"I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'."

"Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull some jokes on there, but I think people have a better sense of humor on Twitter."

"Finding a way to find humor in things that are hardcore is definitely something that, I think, the sitcom does best."

"Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all."

"My legacy would be that you don't have to give up anything. You can be chic but have a sense of humor, you can be sexy but comfortable, you can be timeless but fresh."

"Live, travel, adventure, bless, and don't be sorry."

"I could scarf down a scarf faster than I could eat any other throat warmer, with the possible exception of your clenched hands around my neck."

"Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there."

"I let wine breathe. And I hold my breathe, so it can get all the air."

"Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies"

"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."

"It crosses my mind that Cinna's calm and normal demeanor masks a complete madman."

"A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said."

"What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!"