#humor

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast."

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."

"Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"The human digestive tract is like the Amtrak line from Seattle to Los Angeles: transit time is about thirty hours, and the scenery on the last leg is pretty monotonous."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!"Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy."

"Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called canibalism. It is looked down upon in most societies."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."