humor

"Frank didn’t drop you on purpose,” she said. “He’s not like that. He’s just a little clumsy sometimes.”“Oops,” Leo said, in his best Frank Zhang voice. “Dropped Leo into a squad of enemy soldiers. Dang it!"

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

"'The Sundial' is written with the kind of humor that would make a guillotine laugh."

"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."

"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her."

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."

"I don't think that because you die and move on to somewhere else that you lose your sense of humor."

"My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality."

"I'm very confident that Nick Hornby always gets it right as a writer. He has the vernacular and passion. He is adroit and dry, and balances humor with the humanity of life."

"Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is."

"Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs."

"Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off."

"Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's""I'm a guy. That's like asking a kid not to glance at the candy counter."

"Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell."

"I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping."

"I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor."

"I’m so restless when I rest that I make sleepwalkers look like statues. If The Thinker could run 26.2 miles, it would need a baseball glove to catch me."

"Succotash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake!"

"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."