humor

"The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself."

"Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart."

"I’m so shy that if you played “Guess The Mannequin” with me and two mannequins, you’d pick me, because I’m the quiet one. Still, it’s important for me to get out and meet people, even if that means hanging around department stores wearing the latest fashions."

"I love 'Dexter.' The dark sense of humor is wonderful."

"If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever."

"I'm not for gratuitous nudity, but if there's humor, I don't have a problem."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

"Humor is the affectionate communication of insight."

"A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways."

"In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness."

"My dad has a dry, deadpan sense of humor, and my mom has an unexpected, wacky take on things. They really encouraged laughing at ourselves and the weirdness of situations that come up growing up in politics."

"Butch tightened his grip on his cell and wished there were an app that let you reach through a phone and bitch slap someone."

"Your friend's poetry is terrible,"he said.Clary blinked, caught momentarily off guard. "What?""I said his poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random."

"Quite often, intent on conveying how things can go wrong for a culture (science fiction) or an individual (horror) or all of magical creation (fantasy), works of fantastika often preclude comedy, because humor gets in the way of messages of doom or struggle."

"An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps"

"Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off,"he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise."

"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."

"Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion."

"i told you he'd freak out, she siad. didn't i?ah, the i told you so, jace said. always a classy move"

"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."