humor

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

"The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A."

"I think shows that are completely dramatic are a lie. People use humor to cope. That is how we deal with things. In the darkest situations, there's humor. And if you don't show that, you're not being true to real life."

"Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys."

"What happened to your tan?"--Fang"It was dirt."--Max"

"The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience."

"You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go."

"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."

"Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd."

"Just as I had long suspected, a person didn't really need math for anything anyway. Maybe some people did. Some limited people."

"However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be."

"All I try to do is as earnestly and as acutely as I can, conceive a character and try to portray this character just honestly. If the humor is within the absurdity and the awfulness of situations, then let it be seen that way."

"I love Sell Out, I think it's great. I love the jingles. The whole thing as an album is a wonderful piece of work. The cover. Everything about it. It's got humor, great songs, irony."

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."

"Sometimes I find I'm wearing a divided, split brain in terms of drama and humor."

"Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny."

"Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex.""At least you know he's still available."

"There's plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it's a serious business."

"Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?""What?"He looks mortally offended. "Do I look like the kind of guy who's never had a girlfriend? Have you even met me?"

"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."