"Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages."
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"Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner's manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage."
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead."
"My own life is wonderful, but if I had to live the life of someone else, I'd gladly choose that of Julia Child or Dr. Seuss: two outrageously original people, each of whom fashioned an idiosyncratic wisdom, passion for life, and sense of humor into an art form that anyone and everyone could savor."
"What's this?"he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there."It's a girl,"Jace said,recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one."
"Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die."
"I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’. The Social Round. Always something going on."
"And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them."
"We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free."
"Picking my topics is sort of a process of elimination for me. Most things don't work for me. I like to cover science and unexpected things happening in labs. Also, theoretical research doesn't work for my style. I need scenes and interactions. Then, humor. I'm having the most fun when I can have fun with my work."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues."
"In sitcoms, the women are so beautiful, understanding and well-bred. They have humor, but sort of display it with a twinkle of the eye and not a guffaw. But there's no juice in that for me."
"Some people grow vegetables by day, but I grow shadows by night. Right now my only customer is the US government, but the profit is unbelievable."
"Civilization is vastly overrated."
"Humor is a very important thing. It is a natural predilection. It is an emotional release."
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right."
"Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint."
"I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose."
"Exactly!"said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means."