#humor

"Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else"

"Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet."

"She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her."

"I held her gaze as I held her in my arms. With all that holding I couldn’t hold on to the moment, and it slipped past me into the lonely past."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"I’m a little more reserved in person than people expect. But I warm up quickly, like leftovers. Meatloaf, anyone?"

"What doesn't kill us makes us funnier."

"You don't have to make something that people call art. Living is an artistic activity, there is an art to getting through the day."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."

"Someday I must read this scholar Everyone. He seems to have written so much--all of it wrong."

"When you choose a man who thinks eight seconds is a long time, perhaps you need two of them. Hmm?"

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Why does death have to stop #love? It doesn’t stop people from voting in Chicago."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me."

"Philosophy of science is about as useful to scientists as ornithology is to birds."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"I like men who have a future and women who have a past."

"THE WOMAN WAS GOING TO KILL HIM, and not because she was stronger and more vicious than he was. Which, if he thought about it, she was. He’d never ripped a man’s throat out with his teeth, and he was damned impressed that Gwen had. She’d made the Lords of the Underworld look like marshmallows."