humor

"Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar"

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor."

"Why did Mother ask you to help me rescue Gelsi?"I asked Leif."She thought I could assist you in some way. Instead, I had tried to-""Kill me? You can join the 'I Want to Kill Yelena Guild.' I hear they have sixmembers in good standing.Valek is president since he had wanted to kill me twice."--Yelena to Leif"

"They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same."

"It has always surprised me how little attention philosophers have paid to humor, since it is a more significant process of mind than reason. Reason can only sort out perceptions, but the humor process is involved in changing them."

"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed."

"I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor."

"My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality."

"My parents are going to kill me!""That seems rather harsh..."

"You can't be funny if you don't have good material."

"Who are you?"he asked.I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on."

"I meet people to know I’m not alone. I network like an astronaut on the moon."

"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."

"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."

"Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing."

"Our first show, 'A Little Nightmare Music,' encompasses a lot of zany humor with beautiful classical music."

"I love when my cat crushes his forehead into mine like my skull is an empty beer can. But it’s not—there’s still a sip left."

"Humor is the affectionate communication of insight."

"It was amazing how many books one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much."