humor

"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"

"Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges."

"It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'."

"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."

"Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE."

"There's public humor, and there's private humor, and they're all appropriate in their own way, and you shouldn't - just as you wouldn't have a megaphone and say certain things that you would say around your friends - things that are perfectly all right within your close social group with whom you share a certain context."

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."

"My parents are going to kill me!""That seems rather harsh..."

"Want coffee?"I asked, as I headed that way."It's three thirty in the morning.""Okay. Want coffee?"

"Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth."

"I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything."

"I don't put up with being messed around, and I don't suffer fools gladly. The short version of that is that I'm a bitch. Trust me, I can provide character references."

"If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others."

"Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years."

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him will believeth in anything. - Hitchens 3:16"

"People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't."

"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."

"So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”“Don’t talk to your mother like that."

"When you're in Hollywood, you get sort of jaded about what you think the sense of humor of Hollywood is supposed to be, so you can't think outside the box."

"Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch"is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that."Hey there, bitches!"I called as I came through the door. "What are my favorite bitches up to today?"