#humor

"It'd Be a Lot Cooler If You Did."

"Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that."

"A women can run, hide, play and have fun but she will shine far better when she just smiles without none."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"How is it possible to have a civil war?"

"Yes, Bastille. I keep trying to get killed because it's inconvenient for you."

"A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said."

"I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that.-Bobby Tom"

"The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me."

"What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care."

"One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace."

"Politically, I feel out of touch, like I’m wearing gloves—boxing gloves. We need to go bareknuckle to beat back the entrenched establishment."

"Basia coquum,"Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is.""It's 'Descensus Averno facilis est.' 'The descent into hell is easy,"said Alec. "You just said "Kiss the cook.""Dammit,"said Simon. "I knew Jace was screwing with me."

"He looked back at her, and when she saw the look on his face, she saw his eyes at Renwick’s, when he had watched the Portal that separated him from his home shatter into a thousand irretrievable pieces. He held her gaze for a split second, then looked away from her, the muscles in his throat working."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it."

"If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble."

"Tomorrow I was supposed to have a meeting with a salesperson, who happened to be Orafoura. But something came up, so I called him and said, “I’m sorry to tell you this, but I have to cancel tomorrow.” To which he replied, “Cancel tomorrow! Who do you think you are, God?"