Bill Watterson

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"

"Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?"

"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"

"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."

"I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations."

"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"

"Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight."

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."

"CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God."

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"

"HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams."

"I liked things better when I didn't understand them."

"If you can't win by reason, go for volume."

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."

"I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts."

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."