humor

"Spelling Bees are useless and unnecessary competitions. Before Microsoft Word and Google, Spelling Bees had value, but now they are all superflewus."

"Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn."

"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."

"It's just that...I just think that some things are meant to be broken. Imperfect. Chaotic. It's the universe's way of providing contrast, you know? There have to be a few holes in the road. It's how life is."

"Almost everything strange washes up near Miami."

"What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were."

"You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?''REVELATIONS. CHAPTER SIX."

"The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away."

"I always look like I’m lying. I was born with a politician’s face. You’ll know I’m in love when I have a Vote For Me look in my eyes."

"I have a need to always make people laugh. I have a desperate need. I love a great sense of humor. The people I sort of surround myself with have that."

"President Ford used humor a great deal."

"That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay."

"If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it. That's how I operate."

"Comedy is difficult for an actor. But I think I have a good sense of humor and manage to make people laugh and make them happy."

"Humor comes in all forms, and everyone has their cup of tea about what makes them laugh. But the day we censor humor is a sad one for sure."

"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."

"Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull some jokes on there, but I think people have a better sense of humor on Twitter."

"I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing."

"Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens."

"I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny."