"The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense."
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"I went for a walk this morning because the evening was still asleep. Well technically so was I, but that didn’t stop me from exercising."
"The love of books is among the choicest gifts of the gods."
"If you want me, you’d better hurry. Act now, supplies are limited."
"The sign was spray-painted in Arabic and English, probably from some attempt by the farmer to sell his wares in the market. The English read: Dates-best price. Cold Bebsi. "Bebsi?"I asked."Pepsi,"Walt said. "I read about it on the Internet. There's no 'p' in Arabic. Everyone here calls the soda Bebsi.""So you have to have Bebsi with your bizza?""Brobably."
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."
"Michael Pollan is a champion. In all ways. A man of great integrity, humor, and common sense and kindness."
"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."
"I feel like getting married, or committing suicide, or subscribing to L'Illustration. Something desperate, you know."
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."
"Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore."
"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"
"Networking is drinking the nectar of interconnectedness. And I’ve been drinking since noon, so I may need @ryanlilly to drive me home."
"(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964)"How do you find America?""Turn left at Greenland."
"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
"Most of the people in my family were pretty funny. Everyone had a good sense of humor. I came to California right after college, wanting to be a musician."
"What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor."
"Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject."
"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck"