"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
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"I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now."
"I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times."
"Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends."
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."
"Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military."
"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!"
"Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort."
"When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles......they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle."
"You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because they've got to support their families. Or as far as humor, the things I see on the job, on the street, are far funnier than anything you'll ever see on TV."
"Everything stinks till it’s finished."
"When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred."
"Finding a way to find humor in things that are hardcore is definitely something that, I think, the sitcom does best."
"I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you can't read tongue. When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way."
"Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor."
"Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies"
"She brews a bruise on my heart, and drinks it like a beer. She calls it love, but she would, because she’s drunk on my torment."
"Good acting is thinking in front of the camera. I just do that and apply a sense of humor to it. You have to trust the audience to get it."
"President Ford used humor a great deal."
"Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent."