humor

"We are not actually in charge of life, yet behave as if we are the masters of our own destiny. The realization of this fact is quite a hard one. The ridiculousness of our pomposity and presumption can only result in anger or humor."

"I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you."

"I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a sense of humor."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."

"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"

"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."

"Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful."

"I think that humor is part of what saves us from despair."

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own."

"I'd like to explore the more abstract side of people's minds, as opposed to the usual sitcom stuff. I don't want to do the typical sitcom-type humor. I'd want to do stuff like go bowling with pineapples."

"Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person."

"Humor is healing."

"Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise."

"Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island"could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves."

"I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine."

"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot."

"In life you'll meet a lot of jerks. If they hurt you, tell yourself that it's because they're stupid. That will help keep you from reacting to their cruelty. Because there is nothing worse than bitterness and vengeance... Always keep your dignity and be true to yourself."

"Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire."