#humor

"I don't talk with everybody because i am not everybody, i am single."

"One in four people have a mental illness. You can be the one to make it two in four, if you’ll join me for a dance."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."

"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."

"I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?"

"His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing."

"If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away."

"I bought a faucet, but water wasn’t included. That’s like when you buy my love—it’s dirty and used, but soap isn’t included."

"Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent."

"Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan."

"If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."

"We do need a system, and we do need you and your 'Bertos, and sometimes we need Sam to just come along and kick some ass. - Quinn"

"Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read."

"I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible."

"Puns are the highest form of literature."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"There's so much destruction all over the world - and all you can do is complain about ME!"

"Kira: L, do you knowGods of deathlove apples?L: Damn you, Kira..."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."