#humor

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"The scientific method is nothing more than a system of rules to keep us from lying to each other."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup."

"That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them."

"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves."

"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."

"An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need."

"McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories.McGough: Really? When?Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time ..."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter."(Letter 16, 1657)"

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

"Look, if you wanted to be babied you should have asked Peeta."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."

"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."