humor

"I think the main thing about comedy and humor is that it's impossible and always was impossible to define."

"I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality."

"(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964)"How do you find America?""Turn left at Greenland."

"Falling in love is painful on the knees."

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"

"To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients."

"I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall."

"I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one."

"Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives."

"Cervantes is the most important Spanish writer. But he is not the most representative of the Spanish. His irony, his sense of humor - they are too subtle to seem Spanish."

"It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom."

"4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, which begs the question: Are 1 in 5 Americans retarded?"

"It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."

"I think probably the qualities that I look for in a man are somewhat different than they were before I became a public person, but not that much different. I think that, sort of, the element of trust is certainly much bigger for me, but the other things that - the other qualities, intelligence and kindness and sense of humor, those things."

"From: Anastasia SteeleSubject: MoaningDate: May 31 2011 19:39 ESTTo: Christian GreyGotta go.Laters, baby......From: Christian GreySubject: PlagiarismDate: May 31 2011 16:41To: Anastasia SteeleYou stole my line.And left me hanging.Enjoy your dinner.Christian GreyCEO, Grey Enterprises Holdings Inc."

"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."

"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid."

"The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse"

"Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to."

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"