humor

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."

"I held her gaze as I held her in my arms. With all that holding I couldn’t hold on to the moment, and it slipped past me into the lonely past."

"Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some."

"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."

"Pepperonis are like edible polkadots. I made you a pizza dress, but I’m ashamed to admit I burned it. I’m afraid you’ll have to dance naked."

"I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door again... I came in through the window... Still, the intent was clear,"said Edward."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

"I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge."

"I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy."

"There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything."

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit."

"EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY"

"I quote others only in order the better to express myself."

"I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side."

"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."

"I don't have a lot of domestic instincts,"Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, "but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down."I went dry mouth. Connie bit into her lower lip, and Lula fanned herself with a file."

"One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships between the main characters and their reactions to the situations they would face; there was a lot of comedy in that show without ever breaking its reality."

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."

"Humor and laughter - not necessarily derogatory derision - are my pet tools. This may come from my general philosophy of never taking the world too seriously - for fear of dying of boredom."

"Mother humor is such a universal theme. I wrote a show called '25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.' I had people coming up to me after the show saying, 'I'm Baptist, and my mother is just like yours.'"