humor

"Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you see it. Like a lazy eye, or porn."

"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."

"I glanced up to see Liz and smiled. "Thank you.""I just went along for the ride. After that happened-"She waved at Derek. "You know how blind people need Seeing Eye dogs? Well, apparently werewolves could really use Opening Door poltergeists."

"And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about him except that he kisses like a god and screws like a devil."

"Emergency dance party--go away."

"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."

"When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love."

"I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter."(Letter 16, 1657)"

"There is a crucifix, a few cloves of garlic, a wooden stake, a hammer, a blob of Silly Putty, and a pocketknife. “You do realize these people aren’t vampires, right?” I say when Sam walks back in. “Yeah, but you never know. They’re probably crazy, like you said.” “And even if we were hunting vampires, what the hell is the Silly Putty for?” He shrugs. “Just want to be prepared."

"If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home."

"One of the things that would be great is to some day have so many women comedy writers that we wouldn't say there's just one type of female humor. There's lots."

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart"

"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."

"Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the conclusion that he was saying, “Get me a slinky."

"I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic."

"I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive."

"French name, English accent, American school. Anna confused."

"The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far."

"I wouldn't marry Giddon to save my life,"Katsa said. "Not even to save yours.""Well."Raffin's eyes were full of laughter. "I'd leave that part out."

"She brews a bruise on my heart, and drinks it like a beer. She calls it love, but she would, because she’s drunk on my torment."