humor

"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"

"Expand the definition of 'reading' to include non-fiction, humor, graphic novels, magazines, action adventure, and, yes, even websites. It's the pleasure of reading that counts; the focus will naturally broaden. A boy won't read shark books forever."

"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."

"Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor."

"You know how to shoot?"- Emma"Yes. My dad taught me everything about gun safety. He was an expert."- Heather"What happened to him?"-Shanna"He was...shot."-Heather"

"My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored."

"I know she is going on vacation, so I knitted her a sweater. It matches the bathing suit I knitted her, and it’s as revealing as my feelings for her."

"Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit."

"A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise."

"Some people grow cotton, while I have a t-shirt farm. The rainy season is when I get the most visitors."

"I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor."

"Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get."

"To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship."

"If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there."

"I love you, not just for now, but for always, and I dream of the day that you’ll take me in your arms again."

"You've got to get obsessed and stay obsessed."

"I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure."

"EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY"

"I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty."

"And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit."