#drinking

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."

"Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss."

"My acquaintances aren’t worth the aqua I drink after they leave me thirsting for something more meaningful. I don’t want refillable relationships—I want connections so deep they are black abysses."

"Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched."

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."

"There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers."

"Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I goTo heal my heart and drown my woeRain may fall, and wind may blowAnd many miles be still to goBut under a tall tree will I lieAnd let the clouds go sailing by"

"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."

"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."

"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."

"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."

"I love when my cat crushes his forehead into mine like my skull is an empty beer can. But it’s not—there’s still a sip left."

"I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?"

"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."

"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."

"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."

"To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems"