humor

"Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other."

"A well-read woman is a dangerous creature."

"Ooh..I want one"- BexThey're not puppies."-Cammie"

"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session."

"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."

"Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully."

"I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh is one of mine."

"You look disappointed to see me, Zach,"Macey teased. "Don't you like my jacket?"

"Jace's eyes sparkled, but he said calmly, "Not at all. the Silent Brothers can help her retrieve her memories.""You hate the Silent Brothers,"protested Isabelle."I don't hate them,"said Jace candidly."I'm afraid of them. It's not the same thing.""I thought you said they were libarians,"said Clary."They are librarians."Simon whistled. "Those must be some killer late fees."

"You can read minds, and you didn't tell me?” Link stared at me like he just found out I was the Silver Surfer. He rubbed his head nervously. “Hey, man, all that stuff about Lena? I was yankin’ your chain.” He looked away. “Are you doin’ it now? You're doin’ it, aren't you? Dude, get out of my head.” He backed away from me and into the bookshelf.“I can't read your mind, you idiot."

"I’ve changed, and she’s changed, but we haven’t changed together. We were in separate dressing rooms the whole time we dated."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."

"I don't think that I could have survived in my family without a naughty sense of humor; yeah, absolutely. I think my brother and I both get our senses of humor from our parents. I mean, my mother was absolutely hilarious and foul. She had the most ridiculously off color sense of humor, so that was sort of what we grew up with."

"Why do people always expect authors to answer questions? I am an author because I want to ask questions. If I had answers, I'd be a politician."

"Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!"

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."

"I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need."

"Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it."

"If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?"