#humor

"I have lightning and wind powers,"Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'"Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on!"

"I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on."

"Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it."

"And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met."

"How poor are they that have no patients! What wound did ever heal but by degrees?'""Shakespeare isn't going to save you this time, Superman. Your time's run out."He scowled. "Perhaps I should have been studying The Taming of the Shrew!"

"Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that?"

"Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to get it to open up through communication, not violence."

"I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago."

"Blake took a small roll from the tray on the table, then put it back in favor of a larger one. And maybe a little butter. It certainly couldn't hurt. And jam...no, he drew the line at jam. She was a spy, after all."

"Quicksand is nature’s way of saying slow down. Me pushing you in quicksand is my way of saying be still and let me love you. Isn’t it funny how a lasso looks like a noose?"

"What's up?"I asked.You tell me,"he said. "You were the one about ready to start making out with Adrian."It was an experiment,"I said. "It was part of my therapy."What the hell kind of therapy are you in?"

"So."[Isobel] cleared her throat. "What are we doing?""We,"[Varen] said at last, "are doing a project on Poe.""Didn't he marry his cousin or something?""The man is a literary god and that's all you have to say?"

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days."