"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
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humor Quotes
"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"
"He's acting as foolish as a kitten... but then, everyone's entitled to a little foolishness once in a while."
"It's such a silly little thing, the heart."
"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."
"When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in."
"I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!"
"In life, more than in anything else, it isn’t easy to end up alive."
"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."
"I just bought a bag of potato chips. It was a smart buy, because when this world runs out of clean air, I’ll have plenty in that one little purchase."
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."
"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast."
"No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful."
"Godshawk looked surprised, the way that people generally do when you ask them philosophical questions in shrubberies in the middle of the night."
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"Dev-"Come in peace or leave in pieces"
"Love is a bronze statue sinking in quicksand. But if I hand you a lasso, will you try to save the statue—or use the lasso to hang yourself? If you need me, I’ll be here to kick the chair out from under your feet."