"We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars)."
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Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
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Quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t."
"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
"We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars)."
"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
"This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately)."
"No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
"Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you’d better believe that’s the truth."
"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
"On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."