"French name, English accent, American school. Anna confused."
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"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."
"You possess other people's...bodies."He accepted that statement with a nod."Do you want to possess my body?""I want to do a lot of things to your body, but that's not one of them."
"I’m not superstitious. I’m a witch. Witches aren’t superstitious. We are what people are superstitious of."
"The cat hair floated in the air like a sound vibration, and I plucked it like a guitar string. Sometimes I can be so musical I’m like a living love song."
"Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who spends his time sharpening knives."
"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."
"Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!"
"Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known."
"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
"Ooh..I want one"- BexThey're not puppies."-Cammie"
"You know who’s not money? @JManziel2. Quarterbacks should stay in the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Ask any politician."
"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."
"Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it."
"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."
"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"I want to get the words "Courage"and "Bravery"tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me."
"I have nothing to declare except my genius."