#humor

"A romantic man often feels more uplifted with two women than with one: his love seems to hit the ideal mark somewhere between two different faces."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"How do you feel?” she asked, trying to fluff his pillow. “Other than terrible, I mean.”He moved his head slightly to the side. It seemed to be a sickly interpretation of a shrug.“Of course you’re feeling terrible,” she clarified, “but is there any change? More terrible? Less terrible?”He made no response.“The same amount of terrible?"

"Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today."

"Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for."

"If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar."

"It's not gray,"Clary felt compelled to point out. "It's green.""If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood,"said Jace."

"A real scientist solves problems, not wails that they are unsolvable."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free."

"Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get."

"I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me."

"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"I want to get the words "Courage"and "Bravery"tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me."

"It crosses my mind that Cinna's calm and normal demeanor masks a complete madman."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"He smiled. "How kind of you to confirm what I already know. Perhaps next you will introduce me to myself. I hear I am quite popular."

"Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt"

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."