humor

"Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope."

"Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People travelled with them."

"Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability categories. You can also play Mop the Floor with it. I make love like I make dinner that makes cleaning the kitchen more fun for the whole family."

"I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor."

"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."

"Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar."

"Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character."

"If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later."

"Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."

"I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire."

"I like guys who have a plan or a dream. A good sense of humor is also a must. I can be weird with my humor and say things that are random. You need to understand that I'm really goofy and go with it."

"I want to be the Everyman and take an IQ test and get a perfect 100."

"A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle."

"But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it."

"It's great to be able to connect parents with children both emotionally and through humor. I look forward to exploring family entertainment once again and examining the specifics of our day-to-day lives against the backdrop of an extraordinary adventure."

"Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic."

"Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped,"he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?""Frank!"Annabeth's ears were as red as strawberries. "We just came down here to talk. We fell asleep. Accidentally. That's it.""Kissed a couple of times,"Percy said.Annabeth glared at him. "Not helping!"

"Sometimes when I try to make jokes or have a sense of humor in interviews, it doesn't go over very well. But Twitter made my life easier in this way that I didn't expect. It would have taken probably 10 times as long for people to accept my voice and my sense of humor if I didn't have Twitter."

"If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race."

"Humor can help you cope with the unbearable so that you can stay on the bright side of things until the bright side actually comes along."