humor

"A raisin on the ground is full of hope that if it just keeps aging, it will turn into wine and get drunk on its wrinkly self."

"There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about."

"I've had great success being a total idiot."

"Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots."

"The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger gunned him down, but nevertheless, I still shot him."

"I have lightning and wind powers,"Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'"Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on!"

"Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark areas of life, problems and terrors."

"What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?"

"No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world."

"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."

"The size of your sighs tell how deeply you’re in love. How I feel is very much like a stressed and distressed midget trying to breathe."

"My dad is just like everybody else's dad. I see him as kind of a goofy guy with a great sense of humor. I try to get in a battle of wits with him, but he always gets me. I emulate him because I've never seen anyone work as hard as he does."

"Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures."

"Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join."

"You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other."

"I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure."

"A lot of people into Tool, for some reason, are not interested in humor."

"And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders."

"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"

"Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets."