#humor

"It's okay,"I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib or something so we can test it."She groaned. "The horrible part is that I don't think you're joking."

"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."

"Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind."

"Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.'Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?"and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off."

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."

"So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!"

"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"In a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom."

"Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!"

"EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY"

"All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed."

"You're dead, George. You just don't have the sense to lie down."

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."

"Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her."