"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
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Groucho Marx
29 quotes
Quotes by Groucho Marx
"Humor is reason gone mad."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while"
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know."
"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
"Humor is reason gone mad."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
"We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own."
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."